December 21, 2008
How to get off your iPhone (and not accidentally litter)

  1. Receive one of your favorite respectable magazines in the mail.
  2. Rip off shrink wrap. Magazines are shrink-wrapped these days because they come with lots of extra promo-pulp you didn’t ask for and don’t care about.
  3. Discard promo-pulp. Didn’t read a word of it, did you?
  4. Shake magazine over a recycling or trash receptacle. This will discard all the flyouts. Now these will not be all over the subway floor.
  5. Place magazine in your on-the-go laptop bag. That was an expensive bag, wasn’t it?
  6. Travel sometime in the near future. You’re going on a fancy computer-related trip. Yippie!
  7. When you’re sitting idly in an uncomfortable or semi-comfortable mass transit seat for 25 minutes, put away your iPhone and read your favorite magazine. You don’t always have to have a screen in your face, you know.

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